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September 27 2016

lisa
18:38

roachpatrol:

my headcanon for startrek is that humans look, to vulcans, like a dog frathouse. like signing on to a human ship is exactly that thrillingly loud and frustrating and fast and stupid and fun. the humans are going to dash off to a new sector to see if there are friends there and then they will jump up and down with delight and stuff their faces up against their new friends’ genital array. the humans are going to bark for ten minutes at a rock. the humans want to chase things they can’t possibly catch just because they like running around. the humans are madly passionate about their arbitrary group identities. the humans can be divided into new arbitrary group identities which they will then be passionate about. the humans want to stick their heads out of the window of their starship and go ‘wheee!’. if you step on a human’s paw they will act like you just killed them for about thirty seconds and then want more headpats. the humans can be immediately distracted from crucial duties by the appearance of a small animal. if you howl all the humans in earshot will howl louder just to show off. a human just humped your leg. ‘don’t make it weird bro’ the human says. later the human will dig a weird bug out of the ground and eat it. 

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September 22 2016

lisa
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September 18 2016

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vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

September 17 2016

lisa
17:08
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September 15 2016

lisa
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Yup, looks about right.
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September 14 2016

lisa
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September 10 2016

lisa
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September 07 2016

lisa
08:52
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September 03 2016

lisa
18:10
First thought was to yell "Get a life, you creep!" at my future self.
Second thought was to poke myself in the eye and yell "Remember THIS, asshole?!"
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August 30 2016

lisa
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August 14 2016

lisa
12:43
M29, Oranienstraße, Berlin
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August 12 2016

lisa
22:27
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August 09 2016

lisa
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July 30 2016

lisa
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July 21 2016

lisa
21:25
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July 18 2016

lisa
09:11
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